Mutts Little Secret

theaiightwallofchina:

This moment should be taught in history class

bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

allinom:

I’m all about unforgiving and hating and holding grudges because it keeps me safe and mentally healthy and I don’t care about your stupid feel-good quotes about forgiving everyone everywhere always so you can take your feel-good emotionally manipulative apologist bullshit and shove it 

the-wandering-storyteller:

The best thing about South Park is how Stan gets progressively more fed up in every season

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"hiring entry level positions"

caterinasforzas:

stupendous-operatic-spectacle:

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Pretty much

And no benefits, part time only

adamsbabble:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us

shutupnurse:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

noodletothedoodle:

tanikayforever:

This was probably the most precious thing ever.
After I got my picture taken with Gaston, this adorable little girl ran up to him and started hugging his legs. Gaston got down closer to her and hugged her tightly. She told him “I love you so much!” and she continued to hug him. This was the only time he broke character and whispered to the little girl that he loved her more. She skipped away happily to the restrooms. When she came out, she ran back and hugged him again before going to her next destination at Disney World. 

daaaaaaaaaawwwww

no one’s sweet as gaston no one’s neat as gaston no one’s as fond of the tiny petite as gaston

Naaaaawwww

shutupnurse:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

noodletothedoodle:

tanikayforever:

This was probably the most precious thing ever.

After I got my picture taken with Gaston, this adorable little girl ran up to him and started hugging his legs. Gaston got down closer to her and hugged her tightly. She told him “I love you so much!” and she continued to hug him. This was the only time he broke character and whispered to the little girl that he loved her more. She skipped away happily to the restrooms. When she came out, she ran back and hugged him again before going to her next destination at Disney World. 

daaaaaaaaaawwwww

no one’s sweet as gaston no one’s neat as gaston no one’s as fond of the tiny petite as gaston

Naaaaawwww

-blunt:

If you ever need a measuring stick for how much of a weeaboo you are, this is the point of no return.

clacl:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

It’s like straight sex